One day, a man past away. On the way to heaven, he saw many dead people
queued to get inside. He did not want to queue with so many people, so he
ask the heaven's guard, who is St. Peter, to let him past directly
without queue.
The man: Could you let me in first, without queue ??
St. Peter: Why I have to let you in first ??
The man: Because my friend has already waiting for me.
St. Peter: Who is your friend ??
The man: My friend is JOHNNY WALKER...
St. Peter: Well, I can let you in, but you must answer three of my questions first...
The man: Okay, what is the first question ??
St. Peter: My first question is, can you name two days in a week which
begin with letter 'T' ??
The man: Ooohhh..... that's easy. They are TODAY and TOMORROW...
St. Peter: Mmmm..... that's a good answer. I never think about that before....
Okay, now my second questions is, could you tell me how many second in a year ??
The man think for a while, then he answered...
The man: Twelve...
St. Peter: Can you explain how did you get that ??
The man: There are 2ND of January, 2ND of February, 2ND of March, etc.
St. Peter: Mmmm.... I never think of that before either...
Okay, my last questions is, could you tell me God's first name ??
The man: That's easy... I knew that already since I was a little
kid... God's first name is HALLOWED...
St. Peter: Why ??
The man: Don't you know, OUR FATHER prayer ??
They said, Our Father who art in heaven. HALLOWED be thy name...
queued to get inside. He did not want to queue with so many people, so he
ask the heaven's guard, who is St. Peter, to let him past directly
without queue.
The man: Could you let me in first, without queue ??
St. Peter: Why I have to let you in first ??
The man: Because my friend has already waiting for me.
St. Peter: Who is your friend ??
The man: My friend is JOHNNY WALKER...
St. Peter: Well, I can let you in, but you must answer three of my questions first...
The man: Okay, what is the first question ??
St. Peter: My first question is, can you name two days in a week which
begin with letter 'T' ??
The man: Ooohhh..... that's easy. They are TODAY and TOMORROW...
St. Peter: Mmmm..... that's a good answer. I never think about that before....
Okay, now my second questions is, could you tell me how many second in a year ??
The man think for a while, then he answered...
The man: Twelve...
St. Peter: Can you explain how did you get that ??
The man: There are 2ND of January, 2ND of February, 2ND of March, etc.
St. Peter: Mmmm.... I never think of that before either...
Okay, my last questions is, could you tell me God's first name ??
The man: That's easy... I knew that already since I was a little
kid... God's first name is HALLOWED...
St. Peter: Why ??
The man: Don't you know, OUR FATHER prayer ??
They said, Our Father who art in heaven. HALLOWED be thy name...
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